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PHOTO SERIES LINK: “Betty White Otter Takes Over Hollywood!” by Kristen Bobst & Vickie Toro
Recently, the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach, CA, named a rescued sea otter pup after long-time benefactor Betty White, instantly making the world a better place. After all, can you imagine anything more glorious than a Betty White Otter? Nope, we didn’t think so.
Since Betty White Otter is brightening up Long Beach, CA with her sassy attitude, we wondered: What else could be improved by the existence of this Betty White/semi-aquatic fish-eating mammal hybrid?
To answer this question, we released Betty White Otter on Hollywood and found that even movies and television benefited from her glorious existence.
“5 Lethal Pop Culture Diseases… And Their Cures!” by Kristen Bobst
Pop culture got you feeling ill? We may have the cure for your pop cultureitis!